February 2009
4 posts
I had an awful dream where I went to the bathroom at Threadgill’s and someone ordered me a chicken salad and they wouldn’t take it back and they wouldn’t let me order my chicken friend steak. Oh the humanity!
Thinking of chicken fried steak. I can’t wait for threadgills
Can you get lung cancer from second-hand deep-fryer smoke??
I am choosing to blame the oven for the burned muffins.
January 2009
1 post
bacon tastes good
October 2008
3 posts
We Have Lasers!!!!!!!!!! →
March 2008
1 post
Dark Sky Magazine » Walker Pickering →
February 2008
2 posts
Dell to Acquire Leading SaaS E-Mail Continuity,... →
I’m so excited…I just figured out how to transfer videos from my computer to my tivo! This means any tv show or movie I download to my computer I can watch on my tv instead of the small computer screen! Holy crap!!
December 2007
1 post
WatchMaria Bamford is one of those comedians that is sadly under-represented.
November 2007
1 post
It's A Fat World After All →
September 2007
11 posts
My Series of Unfortunate Events
During the week of Labor Day my finger started getting red. Then it starting hurting. The weekend I left for Dallas/Austin my finger appeared to get infected, with redness slowly traveling down my finger. I arrived in Austin on Sunday night and went to the doctor Monday. This was the first time I had been to the doctor in at least 4 years. The doctor gave me antibiotics and vicodin. Why he gave me...
August 2007
2 posts
Oh my gosh. Amy Sedaris will be less than 5 miles... →
July 2007
7 posts
Oh. My. Gosh. →
Best Week Ever » The Best Fully Choreographed... →
This weekend was full of ridiculousness, both food and otherwise. Friday we went to this really odd gallery opening at the Lowe Gallery. There were old people there dressed in tuxes and people like us dressed in jeans. There were shirtless dancing men on tall white blocks and there was really loud techno music. Saturday we went to this awesome place called Cowtippers. It is in the gay part of...
Yeah Amy Sedaris! →
June 2007
4 posts
Allen as Winehouse →
May 2007
8 posts
R.I.P 24
24, I am over you. I am no longer the forgiving fan that will glaze over your ridiculous technology (Chloe, send me the schematics of this random apartment building to my cell phone, STAT! And don’t forget the heat-sensoring tracker on the terrorist!) I stuck around a bit longer after you killed off Edgar because oh my gosh was he annoying. And the worst thing is he wasn’t even the...
I love Lily! →
9 things I learned about the world from anonymous... →
The Pearl Outtakes →
It's sad how accurate this is. →
April 2007
18 posts
Annals of Transport: There and Back Again: The New... →
Best Week Ever » England’s Eminem a Fan of Stop... →
Will Ferrell and Pearl →